Here’s a funny cat video. Hope you like it!
Enjoy My new Video called Cats Are Awesome 2013 – Funny Cats Compilation. really the cats are one of the best animals in the world. How boring our life would be if those little creatures didn’t…
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If you want to get creative, obsess over literally any other animal in the
whole world. Because while me hating cats is an opinion, it’s a fact that
cats suck. Here’s why.
1. The reason you even like cats in the first place is because of a
parasite in your brain
Your brain is home to millions of protozoa, but one in particular, called
Toxoplasma gondii, manipulates your behavior to force you to like cats.
This parasite, which lives in 30 to 50 percent of the world’s human brains,
can only reproduce in the digestive tracts of cats. And, like many living
things, it wants to continue surviving, so it has to continue reproducing.
But if it lives in human brains, how can it reproduce? Enter cats.
Scientists studied the behavior of T. gondii in the brain of a rodent, an
animal normally petrified by cats, and uncovered extraordinary results.
T. gondii manipulated a rodent’s brain to remove the rodent’s fear of cats,
slow the rodent’s reaction time, and made the rodent attracted to the smell
of cat piss. Now, the newly-brave, manipulated rat thinks it can befriend
its mortal enemy, and it can’t. The rat still gets eaten.
As Vice put it:
“The fact that a parasite has learned to sneak into brains, hack some
biochemical wiring, and effectively reverse a deep-seated, primordial fear
that’s been beaten into the inherited psyche of every living rodent is, in
a word, bonkers.”
Yes. Yes it is. And T. gondii does the same to you. It deludes you into
loving cats.
2. Cats who cuddle with you don’t actually love you
You might think your cat is your only friend while you’re alone on a
Saturday night watching Netflix, but he actually likes you as much as every
crush you’ve ever had does: not at all.
Your cat rubbing up against you has nothing to do with his affection for
you. Cats have a great sense of smell, so your cat is secreting his scent
onto you so no other cats will come near you.
When he snuggles his body against yours, all he’s saying is that he owns
you. You are his property. His minion.
Your relationship is emotionally abusive, and you didn’t even know it.
3. The way cats do show their love is really creepy
OK, sure, cats can love you. But they let you know by giving you a blank
stare, and then blinking at you. That’s it. That’s affection.
The “kitty kiss” relays certain information about how the cat is feeling.
If the cat blinks at you, it’s a good thing, but if he doesn’t, he’s
asserting his dominance and potentially feeling aggressive. If the cat
stares at you for too long, he’s telling you to go away.
All of these subtle movements could be hard to catch if you’re not watching
closely enough — which you can’t do because staring in a cat’s eyes for too
long could prompt an attack.
Such mixed signals.
4. If you are alone with your cat and you die, he will eat you immediately
After a Romanian woman died in 2008, her cat ate her entire corpse.
People who live alone and own a cat, beware: If you die by yourself in your
house, nobody will know right away, so your body will stay there for
several days. Because you are no longer alive, nobody will be around to
feed your cat. He will go hungry.
According to a phenomenon called “postmortem predation,” a cat will eat
your dead body one or two days after you die. It doesn’t matter how great
of an owner you were. You are now food.
Studies have shown that a dog struck with this phenomenon will at least
wait a while before attacking your corpse, so it’s possible that someone
will have found you by the time the dog realizes he’s starving.
But your cat? He’s an impatient, merciless savage. Don’t feel so safe
living alone with your cat now, huh?
@1:00 Your dog can’t do that shit!!! ^_^
I totaly loveeeeed cats. Can you people keep an eye out for mine. He went
missing:'( he’s a black cat just saying and has bald spot on his shoulder.
I really miss him:-[
Cats Are Awesome 2013 – Funny Cats Compilation A Must Watch
1:55
I call him Bob ze human
I like cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cats are awesome. Dogs are awesome. Idk why people like to compare them
hahaha amazing
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So awesome lol xD
see how he brought the claws down,that door wasnt going to sweing
anywherere 1.00 at
I can’t believe there are 2 fools out there who disliked this.
cats are the best animals
ever!!
1:40 the laugh is funnier than the cats action xd
Funny and cute cats video.
i want everything i want
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